3,800VOICED LINES
47CHARACTERS
WASMPLAYS IN BROWSER
0 filesGAME DATA REDISTRIBUTED
Project on GitHub

Meet the cast

Six of the valley’s biggest talkers plus two smaller parts we couldn’t leave out. Character art here is our own stylized homage - the voices are the point.

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The Narrator

Sierra narration as it was always meant to sound: every scene, every death, every gently sarcastic aside.

“Didn't anyone warn you about eating other people's food? Death by Toadstools doesn't leave mushroom for improvement.”
“We're sorry, but the pixel you clicked on is not in service at this time. Please check your mouse and click again. Thank you!”
“The strange creature is dressed in ragged clothes. It has large, pale eyes. It must have spent its entire life in these caves!”
“Maybe you really shouldn't have tried the Dragon's Breath! Better luck next time, and we hope you saved your game.”
Fairy portrait

Fairy

Giggling trouble from the enchanted meadow. Mind your mushroom rings.
“Don't be greedy. We already gave you some.”
“Hold out your hand and close your eyes.”
“It spoils the magic when a human comes in.”
“It takes forever to get the smell out!”
Erasmus portrait

Erasmus

The valley's resident wizard, always one pun ahead of you.
“Too much for you? I guess you should work on your magic. Maybe next time you'll be more of a challenge.”
“Put a fire trap, for example, on a chest. When someone tries to open it, the thief will go up in smoke!”
“Do you know the difference between a wounded Triceratops and a magic user casting the "Fly" spell?”
“Baba Yaga is good at curses and shape- changing spells. She has a nasty temper, so it's best to stay on her good side.”
The Healer portrait

The Healer

Kind hands, herbal remedies, and a reward for a missing ring.
“Oh, thank you for finding my ring. How I've missed this. Here are six golds and two Healing Potions for your reward!”
“Those brutes! I'm always having to heal someone they've beaten up and robbed. I hate thieves and brigands.”
“What can I do for you? I can sell you potions if you like. I also buy spell components if you are interested in gathering some for me.”
“Would you believe the brigands almost killed him a while back? Fortunately their leader made them bring Heinrich here where I could heal him.”
Town Guard portrait

Town Guard

Keeping the gate of Spielburg, rain, shine or brigand raid.
“He was a very jolly fool who loved to laugh. He was devoted to Elsa and swore he would not return until Elsa was safe.”
“The powerful Ogress Baba Yaga is the cause of all the Baron's misfortune. She is a vile creature who knows much magic.”
“There are many foul creatures stalking the forest. The Baron has too few guards to protect this valley from them.”
“Baba Yaga has her hut to the northwest. It is a very dangerous place and many Baronial Guards were lost there.”
Baba Yaga portrait

Baba Yaga

The ogress in the hut on chicken legs. Try not to be dinner.
“I suppose I'll have to turn you back into whatever it is that you were. Pity! You're much more appetizing this way.”
“I need the root of a mandrake plant that grows in the graveyard. Will you be a sweet and fetch me some?”
“Hear what I say And hear me right: Mandrake must be pulled At precisely Midnight!”
“Hear what I say And know I don't lie: Bring back the root Or else you will die!!”
Bruno portrait

Bruno

A shifty go-between with brigand connections and a dagger smile.
“They hide it in the graveyard. It's under one of the tombstones. You can see the thieves if you go there at night.”
“What's in it for me? If ya give me a silver, I might have a bit of info you can use.”
“The thieves' password? Sorry, I can't risk losing my thief license. Chief wouldn't like it if I blabbed that to the likes'a you.”
“For ten golds, I'll even tell ya where to find some of the robbers what have been robbing people coming into the valley.”
Abdulla Doo portrait

Abdulla Doo

A merchant of grand tales, grander appetites and lost fortunes.
“Who would have thought that there could be such trouble entering this valley during the off-season?”
“Now you will have a secret. Among the items they stole from me was a magic rug. I alone know the words to command it.”
“If you have never seen such a beast before, you may count yourself lucky. It is like a giant of a man with a bull's head.”
“Although worn with age, the brigand leader's cloak must have, at one time, been an exquisite garment. No doubt it was stolen, as were all of my goods!”
The Gargoyle portrait

The Gargoyle

The guardian who asks the questions. Answer well.
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING?”
“WHAT IS THE MEAN AIRSPEED OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW?”
“HE WHO WOULD THE WIZARD SEE FIRST MUST ANSWER QUESTIONS THREE.”

How it works

A small patch to ScummVM’s AGI and SCI engines hooks every message the game displays, hashes it, and plays the matching clip. The voice pack contains no game text or data - you bring your own copy of the game.

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